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Crossing Borders
Jan 15th, 2010, 5:28pm
 
Crossing borders

Let me see if I understand all this...

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET  SHOT.  
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN IN TO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU LAND IN BRITAIN ILLEGALLY YOU GET A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE, SOCIAL SECURITY, WELFARE, FOOD  STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS, SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE, A MEMBER OF PARLIMENT AND IN MANY INSTANCES YOU CAN  VOTE! Angry Angry
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Reply #1 - Jan 16th, 2010, 3:04pm
 
You forgot milk n veg tokens that they try n buy beer with GRRRRR Makes me sooooooo MAD  Angry
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Reply #2 - Jan 16th, 2010, 4:07pm
 
  Unreal aint it a great country.

  Our eldest is on the housing list for a property with his girlfriend and her child that he has also taken on.Well before christmas there an empty house came available nearby and they asked about it but it had already been allocated.Well the samalians viewed the house and took it and it was ready to move on December 7th yet they have only just started moving in today,well they were fkin urgent werent they.

  Country is a sham the system is a sham,if u think how things are now and what they were like when you and i were younger then think what chance is there for our children or grand children. Lips Sealed
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Reply #3 - Jan 16th, 2010, 4:38pm
 
REALDEAL wrote on Jan 16th, 2010, 4:07pm:
  Unreal aint it a great country.

  Our eldest is on the housing list for a property with his girlfriend and her child that he has also taken on.Well before christmas there an empty house came available nearby and they asked about it but it had already been allocated.Well the samalians viewed the house and took it and it was ready to move on December 7th yet they have only just started moving in today,well they were fkin urgent werent they.

  Country is a sham the system is a sham,if u think how things are now and what they were like when you and i were younger then think what chance is there for our children or grand children. Lips Sealed

Our kids n grand children don't stand a chance, thats what makes me so mad.  Had the same thing with my daughter as your son, she her partner and 2 babys all living in a studioflat, so bed two cots all in living room, it took 2 years and a lot of nagging but moved into a two bedroom flat a week before xmas.  So is hope for your son, just keep on there back n get local MP on his case, it some time's help's  Roll Eyes
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Reply #4 - Jan 19th, 2010, 8:20am
 
REALDEAL wrote on Jan 16th, 2010, 4:07pm:
  Unreal aint it a great country.

  Our eldest is on the housing list for a property with his girlfriend and her child that he has also taken on.Well before christmas there an empty house came available nearby and they asked about it but it had already been allocated.Well the samalians viewed the house and took it and it was ready to move on December 7th yet they have only just started moving in today,well they were fkin urgent werent they.

  Country is a sham the system is a sham,if u think how things are now and what they were like when you and i were younger then think what chance is there for our children or grand children. Lips Sealed



dont get me started  Angry Lips Sealed Angry
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Reply #5 - Jan 19th, 2010, 12:47pm
 
i am in the process of tryin got get a move at the moment
as i have a boy 13 and a girl 11 in the same bedroom Sad

the council wouldnt move me because i owed £36 rent arrears yet there was a lass up the street that owed over £800 in arrears and got moved
how do they justify this  Angry

when i said to them they have to give me a move by law as the children should be split up  the came up with a by-law from 1892
stating that my front room could be used as a bedroom as it is not classed as a essential room only the bathroom and kitchen are
Angry Angry Angry
my rent is now in credit(by 10p) so lets see how quick they pull there finger out now if they dont i can see a newspaper visit Wink
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Reply #6 - Jan 19th, 2010, 11:22pm
 
nightmare, i bought my 1st house at 20 but only cause the council were knocking down my flat so had to re home home it was freezing no heating at all an lift broke most of the time, they done an insentive to buy yr own gave up 15k house i bought was 3 bed with heating for 22k  Smiley it was like heaven, had no inside doors or bathroom or kitchen but i was happy with the heating lol, spent bout 7k on it, lived there for 3 yrs it cost us £80 a month lol, our rent was £60 a week, sold it for 45k so moved on from there, soooo glad as our council were a joke, down side have to pay for everything urself but still glad i was sort of pushed into it
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Reply #7 - Jan 19th, 2010, 11:52pm
 
BULLDOG235 wrote on Jan 19th, 2010, 12:47pm:
i am in the process of tryin got get a move at the moment
as i have a boy 13 and a girl 11 in the same bedroom Sad

the council wouldnt move me because i owed £36 rent arrears yet there was a lass up the street that owed over £800 in arrears and got moved
how do they justify this  Angry

when i said to them they have to give me a move by law as the children should be split up  the came up with a by-law from 1892
stating that my front room could be used as a bedroom as it is not classed as a essential room only the bathroom and kitchen are
Angry Angry Angry
my rent is now in credit(by 10p) so lets see how quick they pull there finger out now if they dont i can see a newspaper visit Wink

Its a joke Bully... You give the newspaper a vist also your mp.Grrrr Know what i wanna say but can't  Roll Eyes

Golden you did what we should have done  Roll Eyes (buy) but at the time we should have, we were not able, funds were not there. My sis in law brought her place for 45k just sold it for 325k now hows that for profit  Wink lucky moo. her n hubby left london to live in the sun.. While Alan n me are still here paying £600 a month rent, and my boys stand no chance of getting a place, even tho born n bred here, means F/ALL... Dave what you started  Roll Eyes got me on me soap box  Embarrassed  
Just makes me sooooo ficking MAD  Angry
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Reply #8 - Jan 20th, 2010, 6:27pm
 
Jac its so hard in London. The house prices and rents are extortionate. When Dave worked there in 1991 he was paying £90 week when our mortgage was only £100 month. We bought our house in 1988 for £22,500 worth about £110k now and we will be mortgage free in 2013. I would love to up size with a garden but the kids will be moving on soon and we've just done it all out and the neighbours are lovely

I understand why your so mad about the immigrants as you must see a lot, we are very naive in our little community as there are hardly any ethnic minoritys..but a lot of the older folk round here are quite racist in what they say but its just ignorance on their part
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Reply #9 - Jan 20th, 2010, 8:59pm
 
[quote author=6543505248000000310 link=1263576486/8#8 date=1264012026]Jac its so hard in London. The house prices and rents are extortionate. When Dave worked there in 1991 he was paying £90 week when our mortgage was only £100 month. We bought our house in 1988 for £22,500 worth about £110k now and we will be mortgage free in 2013. I would love to up size with a garden but the kids will be moving on soon and we've just done it all out and the neighbours are lovely

I understand why your so mad about the immigrants as you must see a lot, we are very naive in our little community as there are hardly any ethnic minoritys..but a lot of the older folk round here are quite racist in what they say but its just ignorance on their part[/quote

It's the few that make it bad for all Tracy, i mean your out shopping n you get young women with babys standing by cash machine's waiting for you to get your money, soon as you do they pounce asking for money... I think the old folk just speak their minds n to hell with what we think n yes it can be racist, but its the way things are that make people angry.. plus the fact we feel unable to say a word in fear of the old your racist card  Roll Eyes really makes my blood boil  Angry
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